Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show! Tonight’s topic is “EXAMPLE.” That’s right—EXAMPLE. You know, “EXAMPLE” is that thing you show your teacher when you have no idea what you’re actually supposed to do. It’s like the cheat sheet of life: “What do you want from me?” “Well, here’s an example!” If only dating worked like that—“How should I talk to your parents?” “Don’t worry, here’s an example: Don’t mention prison.”