O, good gentles all, gather ‘round as I dost present unto thee this most wond’rous word: “EXAMPLE!” Marry, ‘tis a most curious concoction of letters! Methinks mayhap ‘tis the name of a wandering bard, Sir Egx-Ample, who doth perform feats of showing-off for coin and cabbage. Or perhaps ‘tis the title of the king’s finest pig, renowned for demonstratin’ how to wallow in the mud with utmost grace. Therefore, if thou art in need of guidance, seek not a wise sage nor a bearded wizard—instead, find thine EXAMPLE, and do as he doth… unless he eateth his boots. Forsooth, ‘tis best not to follow every EXAMPLE, lest thou end up with turnips in thy breeches!