Ah, EXAMPLE—the only thing more generic than a hotel breakfast buffet. EXAMPLE is so bland, even PowerPoint templates look at it and say, “Could you spice it up a little?” If EXAMPLE were a color, it’d be called “Beige Disappointment.” If it were a restaurant, its signature dish would be “plain toast, unbuttered, served with a sigh.” Honestly, EXAMPLE is the human equivalent of a ‘Lorem Ipsum’ text file: it’s just there to fill space until something interesting comes along. Let’s be real, when people say “Be yourself,” EXAMPLE says, “Can I copy someone else first?” If you Google ‘EXAMPLE,’ even Google says, “Did you mean literally anything else?”