Stand-up Comedian Bit Prompt

Thank you! Thank you! Great to be here tonight. So, let’s talk about “example.” You know how every teacher says, “Let me give you an example,” but somehow the example is always about a train leaving the station at 9 a.m.? When in real life has anyone been like, “Quick, Susan, if Train A leaves at 60 miles an hour and Train B leaves at 70, WHEN WILL DINNER BE READY?” I wish life came with real examples. Like, “Here’s how to fold a fitted sheet...and here’s a video of someone failing miserably, which is the *actual* example.” Or dating profiles: “Looking for someone adventurous! For example, someone who can eat expired yogurt and not panic. Swipe right if that’s you!” Thank you, you’ve been a great example of a fantastic audience!